Mr. Squeaks
Client Service Representative
Mr. Squeaks was our parking lot feline who hired himself onto our CSR team. As part of his hiring package, Dr. Shelby removed his testicles and the tip of one ear. Despite this initiation, Mr. Squeaks decided to stay on as a customer service ambassador. He is only passably good at his job and still learning to interpret social cues. He will meow and rub up against strangers, then become overwhelmed with passion and give an unexpected love bite. So, for now, he spends most of his time still in training behind the scenes.